Nothin Fancy

Caity, 18, North Carolina. I don't post anything specific. I see it, I like it, I reblog it. OTHER BLOG: sickened-by-sorrow.tumblr.com

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

(Source: garbashians, via darkgiggle)

3rd grade

friend:*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:what
friend:OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via swanproblems)

this thing just happend

myotpisgay:

themenof:

croatoancas:

so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar 

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it surprised me

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the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it

BUT THEN IT HIT ME

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THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE

OH MY GOSH

THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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